Before Mexican/Latin immigrants get all up in arms...they should review the laws about illegal immigrants in their own nations of origin.
Shakira will also help out with protests. Not like she's been pumping women as sex objects to sell records for, like....forever. I missed how politically active she was with all the gyrating and body paint and.....um.....y'know.
Rielle Hunter claims she's not a homewrecker (sorta like all the women who banged Tiger)
Sandra Bullock files for divorce and adopts a black baby! You go Girl! Double word score!
Women can be on boats underwater now!
If there is a God...he will grant me a son of this nature/temperament: