All You Need to Know

Soundtrack:

For a certain reader who has emailed me as of late:
All you need to know about women....
"I want to hold you close
Soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart"

If this rains on your image of your Madonna/virgin.....you still dwell within the cave, head deep underneath the sand.
Time reveals all things. You will understand the way eventually. I hope it's not before you're tasting some other guy's seed on her lips...but if you ignore the world and reality...this will be your fate. Besides...other seed was on her lips a likely considerable number of times before you met her....if she's a real faker, exactly the type of guys she vocally deplores in front of you in social situations.

Then she wised up, slowed her cock carousel roll....and started dating you.

The truth hurts. Pick up your shield of apathy.

You weren't the first guy she reverse cowgirl rode. You weren't the first guy she would have slap her across the face. You weren't the first girl she'd suck off after riding you to the brink of love explosion.
I've dated girls with angel faces. Girls you would never believe pulled out their inner pornstar the moment the door shut and before you could unbuckle your fuckin' pants. Girls sucking you off between saying things that put pornstars to shame as you race from downtown at breakneck speed.

The next time you look for the pedestal.....be a fuckin' man and accept reality. If she's a keeper.....fine. Be a man, satisfy her needs, temper/be unmoved by her emotional hurricane chain season of life, and stick to your fuckin' guns. Hate you she may say, respect you she will...and love and adore you all the more.

Peace be upon you.