You go out.
You behave.
You text often.
You refuse drinks offered by slags.
You refuse come-ons offered by slags.
She turns her phone off when you want to come home and sleep next to her.
Welcome to irony.
Too Much Swag and Sadness
4 months ago
Slag. That word is jokes. Everytime I read it I think of that scene in the movie London, where Jason Statham gets into a fight at the end..
ReplyDelete"Come on you fucking slag"